Twitter began trending the topic of the Straight Pride Parade after a group of Boston fellows decided to take a jab at the polemics surrounding identity politics, and it’s absolutely degenerative stranglehold on today’s culture, which has led to nothing but turmoil and anguish for normal people.
According to an article published on June 4th, 2019 by the Washington Examiner, organizer Mark Sahady had to file a discrimination complaint to get the parade approved in Boston, Massachusetts, and plan on hosting the parade on August 31st.
The purpose of the parade? Well, according to John Hugo, President of Super Happy Fun America, he mentioned on the official Super Happy Fun America website…
“Straight people are an oppressed majority. We will fight for the right of straights everywhere to express pride in themselves without fear of judgement and hate. The day will come when straights will finally be included as equals among all of the other orientations.”
The event spawned a trend that turned into a moment highlighted by Twitter itself on the afternoon of June 4th, 2019.
Three men in Boston are trying to get a permit for a “Straight Pride” parade, but the idea doesn’t seem to be garnering much enthusiasm. https://t.co/WMHh3wqJTJ
— Twitter Moments (@TwitterMoments) June 4, 2019
The denizens of Twitter were none too happy about this, as it completely disrupts the one-sided narrative and agenda-pushing policies they’ve been proliferating throughout nearly every major media outlet both online and through terrestrial networks.
Twitter was flooded with angry Social Justice Warriors, absolutely irate about a Straight Pride Parade.
There were memes, posts, and diatribes oozing with hatred and incalculable amounts of spite. It was all nearly dripping out of each post like rectal fluids at an arse-less chaps party hosted by James Charles.
no one:
absolutely no one:
not a single soul:
the people who want a straight pride parade: pic.twitter.com/AbmnqJsb2H— Bagel (@Baggy_Splat) June 4, 2019
hey guys! i am holding a straight pride parade. i mean, why do LGBT people get one and straights don’t?
anyway, it’ll be in the specific subsection of hell reserved for people who believe they’re entitled to oppressed minorities’ celebration of being alive despite everything,
— cee, but make it fashion (@regalmiscreants) June 2, 2019
If you say “where’s the straight pride parade” or any variation of that, please please UNFOLLOW ME and then rethink ur life 🙂
— kate (@BoberKatlyn) June 2, 2019
if you rly believe there should be a straight pride parade/event then you’re stupid as hell
— SAGE (@whatissage) June 3, 2019
You can’t have a Straight Pride Parade. Parades are inherently gay. Embrace it.
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 4, 2019
this is what a straight pride parade would look like pic.twitter.com/kH8LOkhnnL
— kate 🏳️🌈 (@runawayculkin) June 3, 2019
Why the fuck are people talking about a “straight pride parade” do you HONESTLY need an explanation to why you DONT NEED ONE. Until you aren’t accepted for being straight or kick out because of being straight don’t talk about wanting something like that. Yall look like clowns smh
— IM NOT OKAY (@im_gay_as_hell) June 4, 2019
“Straight Pride Parade” Ass hats! EVERY FKG DAY IS STRAIGHT “PRIDE” DAY. Maybe you should have a Catholic Pedophilia Parade? I’m sure the pope would be very excited. pic.twitter.com/xm25tXZ18D
— Tommy Macy (@TommyMacyV) June 4, 2019
Boy… some of those people really seem angry.
As is typical of the Regressive Left, they’re already looking to make up anything they can in order to deplatform the parade, which is the typical modus operandi for those who stand against freedom.
To no one’s surprise a New York Times, Atlantic, and Washington Post author, Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg, organized other Social Justice Warriors in order to file complaints to get the parade shut down.
So evidently this guy is a white supremacist who has tried to start stuff before and has incited violence in the past. I am carefully using the word “evidently” here but please call the City of Boston to tell them not to grant or to revoke this permit. And please share. https://t.co/tGVKFwcctZ
— Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@TheRaDR) June 4, 2019
if y’all heterosexuals want a straight pride parade,we have to ban heterosexual marriage first pic.twitter.com/wckV98FSoR
— sʇǝɹlᴉuƃ (@iamsebastianB) June 5, 2019
So this may be way off point,but I’d like to shareMy sexuality is changing. I’m in menopause & divorcing. I am single but I don’t want anyone to touch me in a sexual way right now. I’m healing. The only parade I want to be in is where #LoveIsLove because that is what matters most
— lisa tobias 💁🏻♀️ (@alltobias) June 4, 2019
No permit has been granted. He is a liar and a troll and I’m 100% sure that his supporters will try everything to antagonize LGBTQ folks at pride. STAY SAFE
— Luna Kat 🐾 (@softLunabun) June 5, 2019
The Straight Pride parade guy is also a white supremacist, which is definitely the least shocking news since the announcement of a Straight Pride parade https://t.co/akju57KJi6
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) June 4, 2019
The entire phrase “Straight Pride Parade” is filled with angry SJWs over on Twitter, as evident by the archives.
They’re expressed discontent at the very idea that straights not sit by idly while being harangued and pelted with invective by the Rainbow Reich.
Others were also quick to point out that the Straight Pride Parade would likely not include the kind of inappropriate content typically on display at most Pride Parades where kids were present.
I’m no prophet, but I think I can safely predict people will see ZERO naked degenerates flashing children during the Boston Straight Pride Parade. pic.twitter.com/7slWvHAibt
— Anon (@Aoidh88) June 4, 2019
There are obviously some people having fun at the expense of all the triggered SJWs in the thread angry about the Straight Pride Parade.
It reminds me a little bit of when a bunch of Social Justice Warriors became unhinged when Markus “Notch” Persson joked about a Heterosexual Pride Day.
Saying heterosexual people should be allowed to celebrate does not mean I’m against homosexual people celebrating.
— notch (@notch) September 28, 2017
SJWs are literally the epitome of they can dish it out but they certainly can’t take it.
Anyway, you can look for Straight Pride Day to hit the streets of Boston, Massachusetts on August 31st, 2019 this summer.
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