Wait let’s see if I have this straight. A coalition of leftists operating under the moniker “Democrats” have taken advantage of difficult times to seize immense powers from the state at the expense of individual liberties. In doing so, they have instructed the police to enforce the political will rather than rule of law, while instructing the citizenry to snitch on one another. Topping it off we’re talking about New York State and not East Germany. Are you sure?
Oh how the parallels are difficult to ignore, and yet New York Mayor Bill De Blasio has indeed rolled out a full lockdown of New York City. Encouraging the people to snitch on anyone violating the government’s edicts regardless of their constitutional rights. Unless it is the mayor himself, then the laws don’t apply.
How do you report places that aren’t enforcing social distancing? It’s simple: just snap a photo and text it to 311-692. #AskMyMayor pic.twitter.com/WQdCcVf1Rl
— Mayor Bill de Blasio (@NYCMayor) April 18, 2020
Unfortunately for the would-be tyrant or evil mastermind, whichever be his ambition, this is America! His tip line since going operation been inundated with various memes, middle fingers, and as the New York Post has been able to confirm even dick picks.
On Twitter, he and his Democrat colleagues have been receiving a thorough roasting.
Here you go. pic.twitter.com/49eMoKWNQY
— Rep. Steven Smith (R-GA) 🇺🇸 (@RepStevenSmith) April 19, 2020
— Ned 抗流感。 (@nedpickle) April 19, 2020
I’d like to report .@NYGovCuomo, his daughter, and .@GStephanopoulos.#StayHome #deBlasioBrownShirts pic.twitter.com/CHxUn8t88M
— ƬЄƛƓƛƝ ƦЄƖԼԼƳ 🍸 (@velvethammer) April 21, 2020
How about this picture? pic.twitter.com/bmEXsvlyNF
— DuckfanDan (@duckfandan) April 18, 2020
“Hello, 9-1-1? I’d like to report…” pic.twitter.com/Uhsq1A0FTG
— furious_Stay Six Feet Away_a (@furious_a) April 18, 2020
Here’s your subway, dolt pic.twitter.com/GeszIqpawA
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) April 19, 2020
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— 🇺🇸MAGA-Mama 4 Freedom Reopen our Country🇺🇸 (@tteegar) April 18, 2020
So did I. pic.twitter.com/F5jXPxHX8e
— ♦️maggie♦️ (@Margare62457034) April 18, 2020
Here you go… pic.twitter.com/8zXeE3FufL
— Greatest President Ever! (@realTrumpForce) April 19, 2020
I did my part pic.twitter.com/Md5WmVmXZG
— Derek Hughes (@drocknit33) April 18, 2020
— Lizzy Lou Who 🇺🇸 (@_wintergirl93) April 18, 2020
Many more inundated the post, enough to keep someone busy for hours categorizing them all. In fact, there were so many memes that by Tuesday the hotline temporarily went down to allow for the police to sort through the ceaseless tide of memes and dick picks, as reported by the New York Post. All this must be doing wonders for police morale and their strained relationship with the mayor, as detailed by The Hill.
For now, though those darned internet trolls have struck a victory for democracy and made us laugh while doing so. Well done.