When Ubisoft isn’t housing soy boys conducting sexual acts against landwhales with problem glasses, then you can expect the company to release copy/paste trailers of Assassin’s Creed Valhalla featuring macho ma’am Eivor Savage, and that’s not a joke.
One could say that the introductory paragraph is taking things out of context, but it’s not. Ubisoft is not only going through a “sexual harassment” phase right now, but it’s also using the old trick of copy/paste (as seen in many of its games like climbing towers to expand the world map) to promote Assassin’s Creed Valhalla.
In a recent case of copy/paste, we see Ubisoft taking Assassin’s Creed Valhalla cinematic reveal trailer and swapping in the “female” version. Of course, the female version walks and moves just like a man making one conclude that they’re watching a macho ma’am in action.
Anyway, you can check out the sheer lazy and insipid video that’s a copy/paste of the previously shown Assassin’s Creed Valhalla reveal trailer, except this time, we get macho ma’am Evior savage:
“Watch a new version of the Cinematic World Premiere Trailer, featuring a remix of the Assassin’s Creed Valhalla Main Theme. The original track is now available in “The Ravens Saga,” the second EP of the Assassin’s Creed Valhalla soundtrack.”
If you don’t know, Assassin’s Creed Valhalla will let players switch back and forth between male and female Eivor at any time. In other words, the Animus will let players switch to the opposite gender, which allows the devs to cut corners to not only push [current year] propaganda but to reduce time since both male and female Eivor share the same animations — much like in the above video.
Surprisingly, the game that looked janky during its gameplay reveal hasn’t been delayed and is still set to release on November 17th, 2020, for PC via Uplay and the Epic Games Store, PS4, Xbox One, PS5, Xbox Series X, and Stadia.