India and China have proudly rolled out the first trailer for the B-grade action flick, Enter The Girl Dragon. The film is touted as India’s “first” martial arts flick, even though almost all of their action films contain elaborate martial arts fight sequences!
Anyway, Big People Production and Tiger Company teamed up to throw funds in the lap of Ram Gopal Varma’s cheesy depiction of a busty Indian chick, played by Pooja Bhalekar, who spends as much time kicking and punching as she does flaunting her curves. Not that I’m complaining.
There’s some goofy plot about her, her beta-male boyfriend, and her obsession with the deceased Bruce lee. You can check out the trailer below courtesy of RGV.
The trailer doesn’t really tell us anything about the film.
Why is she obsessed with Bruce Lee?
Why does she keep kicking her boyfriend in the gonads?
Who is she even fighting?
We don’t really get any answers to any of that throughout the three and a half-minute runtime of the trailer. It somehow amazingly manages to skip over the movie’s plot, but it was certainly ripe with a different kind of plot.
There are a lot of slow motion shots of Pooja running, jumping, and kicking where we get glimpses of upskirt shots, or lots of movement from her boobs and butt as they bounce back and forth while she runs toward the camera in slow motion as if she were auditioning for the 1990s airing of Baywatch.
It’s almost like a live-action iteration of what Dead or Alive 6 should have been!
As far as actual martial arts abilities are concerned… Pooja is certainly flexible, and she can manage to get her leg up in all the right positions to make the boys pay eager attention to what’s happening on-screen, but technique wise we don’t really see much of anything at all. The one jumping front kick she does is aided by strings, and the double kick she pulls off near the middle-end of the trailer looked obviously staged.
Of course, though, the camera seems to love her… and her body.
As goofy as this movie looks I can’t help but wonder exactly how well it’s going to do at the box office? American films have completely forfeited any sort of fan-service and they all seem to aim their films at stay-at-home lesbians who hate everything, hence why so many of their flicks end up on the Get Woke, Go Broke Master List.
Even still, a movie themed only on fan-service and a chick kicking the butt of the opposite sex seems like it might invite very limited audience appeal. I think if it had taken itself a bit more seriously; really honed in on the main character’s motivation for learning martial arts, and setup a believable antagonist for her I think it’s a film that could have reached some normies.
However, as it stands right now it looks more like a B-grade fan-service flick for guys who like curvaceous coquettes who kick high and show a lot of thigh.
Of course, I’m not complaining.
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