Pay attention long enough and you become an expert on what you’re observing. Like an animal documentation narrator, you begin to describe the intricate behaviors of the Social Justice Warriors. In their unnatural habitat, here you see the creature exhibit one of its two most basic behaviors. When the parasitic creature cannot infiltrate a host community they make the topic somehow about themselves.
Sony, an unfortunate victim of a complete parasitic infestation, demonstrates how the disease will spread from host to host or at least attempt to do so before failing spectacularly. Exposing the SJW to its natural enemy, the light of day.
Meet Whiplash. Introduced in Doom Eternal, this slithering, chain-lashing foe is the series’ first female demon. Hits PS4 March 20: https://t.co/Z7QfbKiLbZ pic.twitter.com/aTw1EZuCz1
— PlayStation (@PlayStation) February 16, 2020
As you can see Sony attempted to claim Whiplash was the first female demon in series history and not even Reddit was buying that malarkey. For there are a few very simple issues with the argument. Firstly and most importantly Doom 2016 had two female demons, the Summoner and Spider Mastermind.
A fact any intrepid researcher can confirm on any adult picture website. Not that I have done so, repeatedly, mind you, but I’ve heard it’s true. Speaking of adult content even in the modding scene there has been H-Doom, which turned every demon into a monster girl with animated sex scenes. Thus removing any question whether or not there has been female content throughout the series and whether fans object to it.
Some will argue that’s just mods you degenerate, to which I’ll point out the Vagary had tits in Doom 3. Prior Doom games contained the Spider Mastermind as well along with Mother Demon in Doom 64. Meaning without question the series has had numerous defacto female demons. Along with many abominations and mutations that were also female, but not visibly so as they blended in with their male counterparts visually.
Twitter users were very quick to rip Sony a new one.
Did ID forget about these? pic.twitter.com/K67YxrNr8k
— Hope (@HopeMilne3) February 16, 2020
Remember, when TLoU2 comes out we’ll finally get our first female protagonist.
— FinalMasterM (@finalmasterm0dx) February 16, 2020
Setting aside the idiocy of “none of the demons have visible genitalia so if you hadn’t said this there’s actually no canon reason the demons aren’t both genders” this is also false because the flying heads in Doom 3 definitely include females.
— Perpetuities (@perpetuities) February 17, 2020
Let’s be honest this tweet was for one reason: to get the Kotakus and Mary Sue’s of blog land to write “Yes, Slay Queen” articles which the rest of us will laugh at.
— L (@lawyerkev) February 17, 2020
Mortally challenged, bigot.
— Excessively Fortified Salmon (@NovicePrime) February 17, 2020
I did my thing https://t.co/a85d3y9ser pic.twitter.com/jRWTVLGqeD
— Kukuruyo (@kukuruyo) February 17, 2020
— Slayer of Doom (@E1M1DoomSlayer) February 16, 2020
You know you’ve reached peak humiliation when people stop pointing and laughing at you and just start meming around your stupidity. Denying the SJW the attention they desire is about the only way short of voting with your wallet to starve out the infection. Now proceed to point and laugh before ripping and tearing!
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