Joey “Mr. Wizard” Cuellar has been placed on administrative leave (or effectively suspended) from all EVO operations following Twitter allegations of sexual misconduct.
It started with a TwitLonger post by Mikey “CrackPr0n” on July 2nd, 2020, who wrote…
“At SHGL the male bathroom had 1 stall, and directly next to the stall was a urinal. Someone drilled a peephole into the stall so that while sitting in the stall they could see people using the urinal. Workers found this and put a screw into the hole.
“So during a group conversation, a few weeks after B5 either late August or early September of 2001 someone asked about the screw, and one of the workers explained that. In the group someone made a joke about how ‘it’s mostly Asian people even if you were gay, why’d you want to look at a bunch of tiny penises’. And me… being who I am, who loved to research into things that are common myths and ideas said ‘That’s not true. Asians on average are as big as other races when erect. The average male penis is 5 1/4 inches when erect’
“Again… if you knew me back then, this is 100% on brand for me to say, even though I was only 17 at the time around a bunch of guys 5-10 years older than me. So Wizard took a stab at me by saying ‘So you’re saying you’re average?’. I proclaimed back ‘I’m above average’. Because of course I’ve measured it when looking this all up because I’m a teenager and wondered how I compared.
“Wizard said “I bet you’re not, I bet you $20 you’re not”. And so a bet was made. He later made stipulations, that he’d have to see it in person, and I argued how the hell am I going to be able to randomly get erect for you to see?
“So I brought a bunch of porn to SHGL, went into the bathroom stall while he waited outside of the bathroom for me to call him in. It wasn’t an easy task to get erect, and when I did I took out the ruler, unlocked the stall door and called him in, I instantly got flacid as soon as he opened the stall door. I stared at the ruler and the thought in my head was like “this still better count it was over 5 1/4 by the time he opened the stall door”
“He made a joke about it ‘Man you shrank hella fast’ and gave me $20.”
After this story spread around a little, the official EVO account was quick to respond on July 2nd, 2020, noting that Joey “Mr. Wizard” Cuellar was placed on administrative leave.
A message to all players, attendees, and fans pic.twitter.com/TJfNxVPiXC
— EVO (@EVO) July 2, 2020
If you’re unable to view the message in the image, it reads…
“We are aware of the accusations that have been made against Joey Cuellar. The behavior in these accusations runs directly counter to Evo’s mission of building a safe, welcoming environment for all of our players and attendees. We take this responsibility seriously. Accordingly Joey has been placed on administrative leave pending a third party investigation. […]”
Rightfully so, “Mr. Wizard” was flamed in the comment thread for his “Core Values”, since he had a livestream demonstration of Dead or Alive 6 yanked during EVO Japan when two hot Japanese chicks started bouncing around their boobs and jiggling their butts to imitate the jiggle physics in the fighting game.
Now, after trying to play the puritan game, “Mr. Wizard” is being bitten by wolves he tried to lay down with.
As the old saying goes “The Left always eats itself”.
Regardless of the outcome, anyone who opens their gates to Cultural Marxists deserve to have everything they worked for destroyed.
(Thanks for the news tip Zilord94)
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