Straight Pride Parade Has Been Approved By Boston Officials

City officials of Boston have approved the Straight Pride Parade from Super Happy Fun America to take place on August 31st, 2019 later this year, with the grand marshal of the event being none other than the gay, Greek, Jewish provocateur, Milo Yiannopoulos.

Yahoo! News is reporting that while the Boston city officials have approved the parade to take place on August 31st, they still need approval from the Boston city police department, and from the city licensing board.

However, as pointed out by Tim Pool, the Straight Pride Parade has managed to overcome its first hurdle in getting approved for becoming a reality.

Now the group was denied a Straight Pride flag being hosted up on the flag pole. The Mayor, Marty Walsh, isn’t really for the parade, which some could interpret as him showing a clear and present case of heterophobia.

I mean, what do you think heteros on Twitter might say if they found that out about Mayor Walsh? There could be anarchy afoot.

Anyway, the original announcement of the Straight Pride Parade was met with tons of butthurt from Social Justice Warriors, who decided to attack straight people for keeping human society alive.

As pointed out by Tim Pool, there’s literally no reason why people should be angry at a Straight Pride Parade. It’s the equivalent of saying “It’s okay to be white”, or “happy mothers and fathers produce happy kids”, or “no one likes living in low-crime areas”, or “cultural enrichment is the equivalent of rape”. But those axioms are all beside the point.

Anyway, if the Boston PD and licensing committee give the go ahead for the parade then you’ll need to prep your eyes to witness a lot of chaffed cheeks from SJWs who will undoubtedly attend with the intention of disrupting the event.

(Thanks for the news tip johntrine)

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