The Pokemon Company decided to go savage on the anons at 4chan and Discord, getting permission to subpoena the platforms to uncover the identities of the anonymous users who leaked the contents of Pokemon Sword and Shield that revealed that the game used a lot of recycled assets.
Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker finally hit theaters this week, and there was a swirling tizzy of nonstop news encircling the film and everything involving its release.
And finally, in addition to plenty of games and content being censored and deplatformed, there was a whole bunch of LGBTQIA+ propaganda rolled out throughout the week, from all sorts of commercials and announcements about LGBTQIA+ characters appearing in movies, to various games aimed at young people also sporting subversion to convince kids that mental illness is okay. These stories and more in this December 21st, 2019 edition of the Weekly Recap.
Alphabet Soup Parade Invades Everywhere!
The entire weekend was filled with the kind of content that would make a legitimate priest squeal in despair and a nun faint from disgust. The alphabet soup brigade were all about over media, with ads running everywhere to the point where it was beyond obnoxious. We’re talking about T.G.I. Fridays, Amazon, and even Hallmark. In fact, Hallmark pulled one of their alphabet soup ads only to get attacked by the Rainbow Reich, forcing them to reinstate the ads and partner up with GLAAD. But it didn’t end there… Netflix aired a movie called The First Temptation of Christ, featuring a gay Jesus. On the upside, DOOM: Eternal’s hideous rainbow UI is being reworked, and voice actor Vic Mignogna has his appeal process moving forward, which is great news for fans.
Star Trek Discovery’s Jason Isaacs Calls Fans “Racist”
Don’t like propaganda? Aren’t fond of race-mixing? Don’t fancy LGBTQIA+ relationships in your weekly television programming? Well, apparently that makes you an “Alt-Right” “Racist” according to Star Trek: Discovery’s Jascon Isaacs. Even before having its official release, the English version of Iron Saga: Battle Mecha has been censored. In more uplifting news, the closed beta test for Phantasy Star Online 2 for the Xbox One has opened up, so if you were interested you can check that out. It was also discovered that Netflix had been paying for good coverage of their movies by flying reviewers out on expensive trips with lavish gifts. And the Xbox Series X will only be known as “Xbox”… yes, Microsoft really did go retard with the naming convention for the next gen outing.
Final Fantasy VII Remake Censors Shiva
Square’s Ethics Department is already on Shiva… or more specifically, dripping their tentacles of censorship all over her cleavage and pelvic region with an undercarriage and undersuit. A 14-year-old teenager was savagely beaten by five black thugs on a bus, and his mother and lawyer are claiming that the white teen was beaten by the blacks because he previously wore a MAGA hat to school that he bought with his own money. Respawn Entertainment is working on a brand new Star Wars game that will be a third-person action game. Capcom filed trademarks for games like Dino Crisis, leading people to believe that a remake of the PSX original could be on the way. Inside Gaming’s editor-in-chief, Lawrence Sonntag, has departed from Rooster Teeth and decided to start up his own little venture. The Pokemon Company has subpoenaed 4chan and Discord for the identity of anonymous users who leaked that Pokemon Sword and Pokemon Shield were rehashed outings from Game Freak.
Temtem Is A Pokemon-Style MMO With Gay People
If you thought that you would say “Screw Game Freak! I’m playing something else!” and you take your ball and plug it into Crema’s fun-hole called Temtem, which is being billed as a Pokemon-style MMO, think again, Roger. The game was revealed to be LGBT propaganda, featuring gay relationships, lesbian relationships, and “non-binary” characters… oh, and worst of all? It has a pronoun selector. Gross. Ready or Not will be mod-friendly when it releases and will even allow you to create a sexy team of waifus. In more downtrodden news, both MangaStream and Jaimini’s Box are ending their scanlations due to Japanese copyright enforcers. An Iowa man was sentenced to 16 years in prison for stealing and setting fire to an LGBT flag that was flying outside of a church. Some peak Clown World madness there. And Baldr Sky had to be censored up and down the lane, stripping away all the naughty bits like a super model gets all her pubes stripped away before hitting the runway.
Stadia Is Less Cost Effective Than Competition
Google’s Stadia may have been promoted to the high heavens but it turns out that despite it seemingly like a more cost-effective alternative to home consoles and gaming PCs, it’s actually far more expensive in the long run compared to the competition, making it less cost effective over a long period of time. The live-action movie Cats has managed to break the souls of movie review critics, and I’m not doing anything but laughing in glee at this turn of events. Baldr Sky may have been censored out the wazoo, but thankfully the Shadowwolf clan was there to save the day with an unofficial R18+ patch to restore the uncensored content, movies, CGs, and image galleries. And we finally discovered what the sales are like on the Epic Games Store, as it was revealed that Red Dead Redemption 2 has only sold 408,000 copies on Epic’s digital storefront. Oh yeah, and J.K. Rowling got roasted by the crazies on Twitter after she acknowledged that men are born men and women are born women… and there are only two genders because science says so!